The lord cometh in mysterious ways.
A family in Bryan, Texas, has spotted the Virgin Mary on their side view mirror, in the form of, yes, a mutated bird dropping which appears to be glowing in certain lights. See if you have better luck identifying our Holy mother the Madonna than Jesus did:
“Image of Virgin Mary appears in bird dropping on area family’s truck” (KBTX-TV)
Salvador Pachuca, who owns the car, explains that “I told my brothers come over here and see what this is and they say this is the Virgin.”
Apparently Salvador and his family are going to take the side view mirror off the car and put it on a shelf for safe keeping. “I’m not going to wash it off,” he said.
Nor should he.
Jesus confirmeth:
“I am the bread that came down from heaven.”
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom… let it be… And in my hour of darkness, she is standing right in front of me, speaking words of wisdom… let it be…
Everybody poops.
That’s funny. After a long night of drinking, I saw the form of L. Ron Hubbard in my stool…