Finally. Someone with some brains in their head is coming to clean up this trashy mess we call the Bible.
Conservatives over at Conservapedia (that’s a real site, by the way) have put together a helpful, numbered list of things they’ve caught Liberals trying to sneak behind our backs into the Holy Book. Get in on the Conservative Bible Project Wiki before the Second Coming! As of today,
No more #10: “Liberal Wordiness,” like the “consistent use of the word ‘Lord’ rather than ‘Jehovah’ or ‘Yahweh’ or ‘Lord God.’” What do the Jews know about the Bible, anyway?
It’s about time we #7: “Accept Free Market Parables” so that we can teach the young’ins “the numerous economic parables with their full free-market meaning.”
And certainly it isn’t explicit enough that we #6: “Accept the logic of Hell.” Logic will save us “with its full force and effect, as in not denying or downplaying the very real existence of Hell or the Devil.”
Very, very real existence, sayeth Jesus:
“So it will be at the end of the age. The angels will come out and separate the evil from the righteous and throw them into the furnace of fire, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.”
(Jesus is trying to figure out how to add a digg icon onto his posts, but in the meantime, you can digg this article here!)
