What Would Jesus Post?

Bare New Zealand

July 1, 2009 · 3 Comments

Have you seen the naked airline pilots in Air New Zealand’s new air safety commercials?

They’re giving the Flight of the Conchords a run for their money.

Jesus thinks he may fly out for a casting call…

Jesus warneth Air New Zealand:

[B]lessed is anyone who takes no offense at me.

Naked Jesus

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3 responses so far ↓

  • Flight of the Conchords // July 1, 2009 at 11:42 am | Reply

    “I see you girls checkin’ out my trunks
    I see you girls checkin’ out the front of my trunks
    I see you girls lookin’ at my junk
    Then checkin’ out my rump
    Then back to my sugalumps

    When I shake it, I shake it all up
    You’d probably think that my pants had the mumps
    It’s just my sugalump bump-ba-bump
    They look so good, that’s why I keep them in the front”

  • Justin Timberlake // July 1, 2009 at 11:42 am | Reply

    “I’m bringin’ sexy back.”

  • Genesis 3:7 // July 1, 2009 at 4:04 pm | Reply

    And the eyes of [Adam and Eve] were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.

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